Bricksville Times | Friday August 30th, 2002

Bricksville Highway 69 accident

Audi Martin Found Dead on the Highway

Reporter: Tamara Harpster

BRICKSVILLE, CA August 30 2002 – Audi Martin, suspected terrorist and mastermind criminal is suspected to be dead after a traffic accident today on Highway 69 in Bricksville.

John Eloy, Mel Weener and Audi Martin have all been suspected of being part of a large band of international terrorists that have plagued Bricksville with anti-social acts over the past months. John Eloy and Mel Weener are now serving jail terms and if Audi Martin is dead, the reign of terror that has held in Bricksville and surrounding areas should now be over.

Suspect’s car being impounded

A car was impounded by police today that is suspected to have belonged to Audi Martin. The car will be investigated for further information to other terrorists who were part of this gang.

John Eloy is being returned to Los Angeles to serve out the remainder of his prison sentence while Mel Weener is being returned to New York to complete his jail sentence.