Bricksville Times | Monday April 8th, 2002


Plane Crashes in Bricksville

edited photograph of the Lego plane in Corel Paint Shop Pro

Airplane sighting before trouble started

Reporter: Tamara Harpster

BRICKSVILLE, CA APRIL 8 2002 – A planed crashed in the desert yesterday. It was sighted in Bricksville prior to the crash, as shown in a photo taken by someone out hiking in the desert. There didn’t appear to be any problems with the plane prior to the crash.

Photograph of the Lego mini figs at the crashed plane

Lego mini figs looking at the crashed brick

According to witnesses, it suddenly started diving before it hit the ground. Searchers came upon the wreckage and found a survivor John Hitches and one victim, Lony Larson.

John Hitches was immediately rushed to the hospital to be treated for his injuries and will be questioned about the crash after he becomes conscious.


Mel Weener’s Car Spotted by Camera, Timmy’s House Burned Down

Lego Mini fig driving in the back of the car with the rifle

Mel Weener and Timmy sighted by security camera in Mel Weener’s Lord Rustang car

Reporter: Tamara Harpster

BRICKSVILLE, CA APRIL 8 2002 – John Eroy’s pal, Mel Weener is now following his friend’s life of crime. He was sighted today with Timmy in his car, who had been reported missing in an earlier story. Mel Weener was driving his Lord Rustang vintage car, with Timmy hanging off the back end. An A4 shotgun was also sighted, so Mel Weener should be considered armed and dangerous.

In other news, Timmy’s house burned down today and it is not know if this is related to the kidnapping or not. A photo was taken of the ruins, showing only a pair of legs sticking out of the rubble, it is not known who this person was or if they were alive at the time. After taking this picture, police hurried over and escorted the photographer away from the scene and prevented any other reporters from getting close enough for other pictures. We will keep you up to date on this story as news breaks.

Lego Mini fig buried in the pile of Bricks

Mini fig buried in the pile

Police are questioning Han, who lives in a house by Golden Hut. He is known to be a close friend of Mel Weener and may know of his whereabouts after Mel Weener’s recent crime spree. It is reported that Han saw Mel’s car in the town of Golden Hut last week after Timmy disappeared. He thought he saw someone in the car who might’ve been Timmy, but he wasn’t sure. It was reported that when Mel came by to visit Han later, he didn’t have anyone with him.