Terrorist Mastermind Sin Baden Flees

Reporter: Tamara Harpster

BRICKSVILLE, CA December 27 2002 – Jaca Sin Baden is the cause of an attack of Switzerland by the British Isles. Jaca Sin Baden had attacked Bricksville in earlier times and has fled to Switzerland for refuge. The British join the Americans in attacking Switzerland to rid this planet of this terrorist mastermind.

It is believed that Jaca Sin Baden is in the town of Lichen stein in Switzerland, being sheltered by sympathizers to his aims. Repeated requests of the Swiss government to turn over Jaca Sin Baden to the UN have been denied, resulting in the current attacks now taking place against Switzerland.

Germany is also an ally is the British and American efforts and is closely guarding it’s border with Switzerland to prevent Jaca Sin Baden from fleeing to another safe hold. France and Austria have also joined efforts in protecting their borders as well.

Switzerland itself is supposedly not immune to Jaca Sin Baden’s terrorism. There are reports that his brother Denni Sin Baden has blown up Zurich Switzerland with Nitro, but the Swizz government has not confirmed this report.

Switzerland may be wary of offers coming from the other UN countries after the Swiss defeat by the British in the war of 1983. They lost a great many freedoms and power during the war and may be looking to Jaca Sin Baden as a possible rallying point for regaining those lost freedoms from the UN.